Sunday, May 1, 2011

Toilet Excellence!

The Kohler company that makes toilets has named one after me - it is called the NUMI!

Here is what they say about NUMI:

The Numi toilet combines unmatched design, technology and engineering to bring you the finest
in personal comfort and cleansing. From its striking form and features to its unrivaled water efficiency, the Numi toilet marks a new standard of excellence in the bathroom.

They thought of me when they were naming this litterbox because of my striking form and unmatched design!

This is the Rolls Royce of litterboxes! The seat automatically opens; the seat is heated so your butt doesn't get cold while you're peeing; water squirts and cleans your pee wee hole when you're done; there is a paw warmer in the front of it; it lights up so you can find it when you have to pee in the middle of the night; and best of all . . . . . it plays music! I don't know about you, but I like hearing music when I'm peeing and pooping!

Now for all you geek cats, this NUMI is full of technology. It has a magnetic docking station to charge the remote control. Yeah - there is a remote control full of cool looking buttons. Each cat in your house can set the remote for their favorite stuff - like the song they want to hear when they pee, how strong they want the water to squirt on their pee wee hole, and stuff like that.

There is even a special flush technology! If all you did is pee in the NUMI, you can have it flush with less water. However, when you do a big poopie in the NUMI, you'll want to use a lot of water to flush it so there aren't any poopie pieces left in the NUMI for the next cat to see. Although at our house, we don't care if there is a poopie in the litterbox. When you gotta go, you gotta go. We just step over the other cat's poopie and poop next to it. You won't have to do that anymore when you buy the NUMI!

Now for the bad part. Since this litterbox is almost like having your own personal maid, it is going to cost you some pennies! You cats might need to get a job to pay for it because it costs $6,400! I know, it sounds like a lot of money, but where else are you going to get your own personal butt wiper that plays music?

Start saving today . . . . .

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